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this city is amazing theres so much to do and they are consistantly adding new stuff its awesome personally im a gambler and love the casino

In the words of a great man, Vary Niice

:rotating_light: NOW HIRING: ABSOLUTELY AMAZING (and slightly unhinged) HUMANS :rotating_light:

Do you:

  • Have the ability to press buttons and pretend you’re busy?
  • Know how to Google things really well?
  • Make bad decisions but in a professional way?
  • Have the comedic timing of a toaster but still try anyway?

Then CONGRATULATIONS, you might just be the hero we never asked for, but definitely need!

We’re looking for staff who can:

  • Answer questions without flipping tables :brain:
  • Handle chaos with a smile (or at least with muted screaming) :grin:
  • Type faster than drama spreads :computer:
  • Flex their power only occasionally and preferably not in the mirror :muscle:

Perks include:

  • Unlimited air to breathe :wind_face:
  • Occasional virtual high-fives :raised_hand:
  • Being mistaken for someone who knows what they’re doing :sunglasses:
  • The thrill of unpaid labor (it’s character building) :money_mouth_face:

If you’re ready to ascend to god-tier moderator status (cape not included), drop your application like it’s hot :fire:

Apply now before we start interviewing pigeons.

Great Server!
100/10 Would Recommend.

New Siren sounds for police cars and fire trucks :slight_smile:

Changes & Fixes:

  • Fixed a bug where cleaning your car also removed your dignity. Now only the dirt gets wiped.
  • Tow trucks now respect traffic laws… until they don’t.
  • Running while holding a sandwich no longer causes spontaneous cartwheels. Sorry gymnasts.
  • Police sirens now go “WeeWoo” when you really mean business.
  • Fishing has a 2% chance of hooking… another fisherman. You’ve been warned.
  • Phones now autocorrect “brb” to “boosting right back.”
  • Real estate agents no longer appear in your nightmares demanding HOA fees.

Experimental Features:

  • Added “Staring Menacingly” emote. No purpose. Just vibes.
  • New item: Sock of Doom. No stats, just smells.
  • Implemented a passive-aggressive squirrel population in the park. They WILL judge your outfit.

Economy Tweaks:

  • Selling dirt is no longer profitable. We’re looking at you, “soil entrepreneur.”
  • Crime pays… but taxes now also apply. Thanks, accountant Larry.

Quality of Life:

  • Sitting on a bench no longer risks accidental rocket launch. (We don’t talk about last week.)
  • NPCs now apologize when bumping into you. British mode: enabled.


New Rising sun EUP :slight_smile:

Discord updated :slight_smile:

its a small community but deff worth trying it out <3.

New UI update Mulitcharacter soon!

Update UI + Mulitcharacter is official!

Bumping :slight_smile:

Name update to Project Parallax :slight_smile: