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this city is amazing theres so much to do and they are consistantly adding new stuff its awesome personally im a gambler and love the casino
In the words of a great man, Vary Niice
NOW HIRING: ABSOLUTELY AMAZING (and slightly unhinged) HUMANS
Do you:
- Have the ability to press buttons and pretend you’re busy?
- Know how to Google things really well?
- Make bad decisions but in a professional way?
- Have the comedic timing of a toaster but still try anyway?
Then CONGRATULATIONS, you might just be the hero we never asked for, but definitely need!
We’re looking for staff who can:
- Answer questions without flipping tables
- Handle chaos with a smile (or at least with muted screaming)
- Type faster than drama spreads
- Flex their power only occasionally and preferably not in the mirror
Perks include:
- Unlimited air to breathe
- Occasional virtual high-fives
- Being mistaken for someone who knows what they’re doing
- The thrill of unpaid labor (it’s character building)
If you’re ready to ascend to god-tier moderator status (cape not included), drop your application like it’s hot
Apply now before we start interviewing pigeons.
Great Server!
100/10 Would Recommend.
New Siren sounds for police cars and fire trucks
Changes & Fixes:
- Fixed a bug where cleaning your car also removed your dignity. Now only the dirt gets wiped.
- Tow trucks now respect traffic laws… until they don’t.
- Running while holding a sandwich no longer causes spontaneous cartwheels. Sorry gymnasts.
- Police sirens now go “WeeWoo” when you really mean business.
- Fishing has a 2% chance of hooking… another fisherman. You’ve been warned.
- Phones now autocorrect “brb” to “boosting right back.”
- Real estate agents no longer appear in your nightmares demanding HOA fees.
Experimental Features:
- Added “Staring Menacingly” emote. No purpose. Just vibes.
- New item: Sock of Doom. No stats, just smells.
- Implemented a passive-aggressive squirrel population in the park. They WILL judge your outfit.
Economy Tweaks:
- Selling dirt is no longer profitable. We’re looking at you, “soil entrepreneur.”
- Crime pays… but taxes now also apply. Thanks, accountant Larry.
Quality of Life:
- Sitting on a bench no longer risks accidental rocket launch. (We don’t talk about last week.)
- NPCs now apologize when bumping into you. British mode: enabled.
Discord updated
its a small community but deff worth trying it out <3.
New UI update Mulitcharacter soon!
Update UI + Mulitcharacter is official!
Bumping
Name update to Project Parallax