Features and TLDR:
Adds a singular pole in the middle of the zancudo paddles to catch any unsuspecting motorists who vandalize our beloved paddles.
Dear Reckless Drivers,
We reluctantly reach out to address the recent decision to overhaul the Zancudo Bridge, focusing on the infuriating reason behind this extensive endeavor. It has come to our attention that some individuals among you find great amusement in deliberately knocking over our road paddles, putting their own entertainment above the safety and convenience of others.
It is with a heavy dose of frustration and utter exhaustion that we reluctantly delve into this matter. Our dedicated team at the Department of Transportation has been forced to toil endlessly to repair and replace the road paddles that you have so gleefully vandalized. These vital traffic control devices are crucial for the smooth flow of vehicles, ensuring the safety of all road users. Yet, your incessant acts of vandalism have not only drained our finances but also endangered the lives of innocent motorists who rely on the Zancudo Bridge for their daily commutes.
Our resources are already stretched thin, attending to numerous transportation projects within the region. However, your actions have forced us to allocate precious funds and manpower to repeatedly fix the chaos you create. The daily ritual of repairing and replacing the cones has become an agonizing drain on our already depleted resources. Your lack of regard for the consequences of your actions has compounded the strain we face, leaving us both physically and emotionally exhausted.
Regrettably, in light of this despicable situation, the decision to overhaul the Zancudo Bridge has become an absolute necessity. This overhaul will not only address the recurring issue of road paddle vandalism but will also grant us the opportunity to reinforce the bridge’s structural integrity and enhance overall infrastructure. We hope that these improvements will deter your destructive behavior, although we hold little hope for any change in your disregard for the wellbeing of others.
We understand that inconvenience may disrupt your daily routines and travel plans during this bridge overhaul. Frankly, we couldn’t care less about the inconvenience you experience. Our primary concern lies with rectifying the mess you have created, ensuring the safety of law-abiding citizens, and building a transportation system that is impervious to your reckless antics.
We don’t expect you to have any understanding, patience, or cooperation during this renovation process. After all, your actions have made it abundantly clear that such qualities are far beyond your grasp. Nevertheless, we will work as efficiently as possible to complete the overhaul, so that law-abiding citizens can once again enjoy a safe and reliable commute.
As the Department of Transportation, we are duty-bound to prioritize the safety and well-being of responsible drivers, unlike yourselves. We can only hope that one day you will realize the consequences of your actions and consider the impact you have on the lives of others. Until then, we will begrudgingly continue our work, aiming to restore the reliability and safety of the Zancudo Bridge.
No regards,
Department of Transportation
Installation:
Drag the “bridgeoverhaul” File into your (maps) folder for your server. Restart the server.
bridgeoverhaul.zip (2.0 KB)
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